Creiff 

The fleshy area oft found nestled betwixt the VAGINA and the ANUS on a woman, or the BALLBAG and the ANUS on a man.

Sometimes gets called the Tisnae (Scottish) or the Taint (English).

I was totally working her creiff last night and she came like a shitting horse hiy.

Aye mun, she's got a tattoo of Ian Huntley on her creiff, there's a wee patch of hair on it though that makes him look like he's got a hitler 'tache.

Creiff by Adam Fucking Johnson October 21, 2010

Criffing 

Verb.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, making lines and snorting it.

My nose burned a little after my first criffing attempt, but I'm glad all that semen didn't get wasted on your mom's ass like it usually does.

Criffing by criffmaster May 22, 2013

creifin 

creeping around while cheifin, possibly in the woods

Hey I just got some mad chronic, I be around creifin

creifin by DKChillen May 4, 2003

Criffer 

A mole-like entity, who knows nothing but good morals, patience, and proper courtship. He is a pimp among pimps, and thus has a strong pimp hand to accompany his societal status.

"You saved my dog from being run over by a bulldozer! You're such a sweet, kind-hearted Criffer!"

"

Criffer by FoundingFatherss June 25, 2010

criff 

a rad person hitting up the scene
most likly a very hot scene, a smoking one even.

can also be used in any other form

"Yo crifff, you hitting up the scene tonight"

response: "yeah, crfy, ill be there" "word."

criff by Graba Criff September 17, 2008

Creif 

The crease or fold between the male Penis/Scrotum base, or the female vaginal mound, and the thigh or upper leg

"Gerald rubbed Helens creif, he was way off target"

CREIF - The Final Taboo!

Creif by Ben C L August 1, 2005

Creffo 

Creffo simply explains the awkward conversational moments between 2 or more people.

It can happen at any minute.
Somebody just couldn't keep up in the conversation and got tripped up. Then that person says the most awkward sentence anybody could have ever even trembled a whisper.
This friendly chat will completely die within 5 seconds. Nothing can miraculously save it.
Your best choice is 1 of 2 things that will happen depending on who you are...
1)You we're the witness or recipient of the Creffo, don't hesitate, don't gawk or stare. Just run. Turn 180° around and run. Just get the hell away from that Creffo.
Or
2)You Creffo'd. Here's How To Handle: Since the embarrassment from the Creffo will surely have numbed out any shame or loss of self-worth. Leaving you incapable of properly functioning. Flabbergasted at your own stupidity you only make garbled gibberish sentences and neanderthal/caveman hand gestures.
Your only hope is to be aware of every word coming out of your mouth, that way when you do Creffo it won't scare the s**t out of you and you end up playing in it as your brain devolves into a neanderthal peanut sized gray matter.

(> '_' )>^( '_' )^<( '_' <)

"Gee Tommy, our first day at first grade!" Emilio exclaimed.
"Oh I know bro. Hey Emilio, at your birthday sleep over party last week.... I stuck my nose in your mom's brown eye." Tommy said.
Emilio cried out "I wish I'd stop dreaming about that"
Tommy was shocked.
Emilio had Creffo'd.

Creffo by Krutch February 10, 2018