Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.
Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time?
Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*)
Guy 2: Uhhhh.
Guy 1: I don't want to be a creeper though...guess I'll just get drunk and embarass myself.
Girl 1: *messages friend on Facebook chat* Hey is it weird to poke this guy on Facebook?
Girl 2: You have such a creeper complex, just do it.