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creditcarditis 

The "disease" of habitually putting all purchases on a credit card, rather than paying by cash or debit... generally without concern about whether the payments can be made when the invoice arrives.
"It's bad enough that I have a shopping addiction, but I have chronic creditcarditis too!"

creditcarded 

means almost got yo nuts blasted. comonly used for skateboarders.
bro I almost got creditcarded when i was board sliding that hand rail.
creditcarded by RCWEEZY October 21, 2006

creditcarding girl 

The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.

Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
Dave has only been able to hit the creditcarding girls lately! What a loser!
creditcarding girl by Balfdor June 14, 2006

Irish CreditCard 

Noun
The act of placing ones penis between a females butt cheeks (without penitration) and sliding it up and down as if it were a credit card.
That gurl had a donk, You could easily Irish CreditCard that ass.!

Creditard 

One who makes horrible decisions with their money when they are not in a place to.
Wow. There goes Jimmy simping for that e-girl again.

Didn't he just lose his house?

Yep. He's a real creditard.
Creditard by Sir Ginger August 3, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026