Creamy One 

The act of unleashing a creamy turd that has no consistency and looks like an ice cream. Often done after a night on the beer. Note a creamy one cannot be curled out just as a curly one cannot be creamed out, although a crunchy one can be creamy out but not curled out.

Marco jus creamed out a creamy one

Creamy One by Ollie Kay February 12, 2006

cream one's jeans 

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

cream one's jeans by Sanjeev Sharma July 1, 2006

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade 

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade by Perii June 11, 2020

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream 

1. To be much better at something than someone else
2. To diss someone so thoroughly that no comeback is possible

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream:
1. Rickie Lee Jones puts her smoke out in Edie Brickell's ice cream (thanks to lexicondevil at The Onion AV Club)
2. That queen tried to diss my outfit, but then I totally put my smoke out in her ice cream.

to put one's smoke out in someone else's ice cream by djprobed July 7, 2007

cream eye from the one eye 

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

cream eye from the one eye by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006

Dusty Creamcone 

Fucking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. When you pull out you have dust and cream all over your cock.

So I banged Betty White yesterday and had the biggest Dusty Creamcone afterwards. My dick was covered in dust and pussy residue.

Dusty Creamcone by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

Lil Creamcone 

The Mf GOAT !!!!!!!!!!

“There’s only 1 Lil Creamcone”

Lil Creamcone by Rubi Redd April 30, 2019