Creamy Shorts Syndrome typically occurres in a guy that's just past puberty. It's defined as an acute / rapid errectile onset that causes a guy to blow his wad in his pants and walk around school with his books in front of his genitals for the rest of the days. (also referred to as Spontaneous Human Erruption)
God Damn, that blondes playing volleyball has tits the size of a yoga ball! I think I've just had a Creamy Shorts Syndrome. Fuck, I'm outta underwear!
by Iiiieeew Hefner June 22, 2010