The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 28, 2023
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When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
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The act of ejaculating an excessive amount of semen into a womans vagina while shes laid down, spaying whipped cream on top, setting up your face directly in front of it, and having your friend give her a good ol' Macho Man Elbow Drop™ off of the bed
George: Bro! Shit was bonkers last night! She got so drunk she let me and Seth give her The Pieface CreamPie!

Stan: What
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina
scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts
by ooobbie October 5, 2019
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when you creampie a girl when shes on her period and it mixed
yo did you see the sheets? thats one rasberry creampie
by degenerateCurtain August 26, 2019
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An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.
I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.
by RocketHologram77 January 28, 2023
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1. After fucking your girl, she takes your dick and

wipes the creampie off her pussy. She then

sucks your dick clean.

2. After cleaning her man, she swirls her fingers

in her pussy and scoops out the remaining

cum and sucks her fingers off while

maintaining eye contact.
Damn..that girl was hot. Only after fucking I realized she was a "creampie sucker"
by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020
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