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Goatmeal Creampie

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.

by RocketHologram77 January 28, 2023

(N) (Adj) -A (female) characteristic denoting an attractive, proportionate, seductive, and kind face. Having features and a demeanor that can only be described as "well put together" ,like a TOOL video.

"After seeing the less-than-desirable features of the local, worn out skeezers, he longer for sexy, piercing eyes, stupid hot lips, and in-depth, meaningful conversations He missed Cool Smiles."

by RocketHologram77 March 4, 2022

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