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break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break my crayons 

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason
Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007
if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.
me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about
crayons by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

breakin my crayons 

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."
- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?
breakin my crayons by j-$$ January 1, 2009
Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
Crayons by Not Zane September 21, 2004

break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."