Crayolering 

The act of spitting brand name Crayola markers out of ones mouth gracefully (usually towards a webcam). Many people use this activity as a pass-time when they are extremely bored.

"Oh My Zeus! That was very good Crayolering you just did Johnny!"

"Phineas! Why on Earth are you Crayolering in the middle of the night?!?!"

Crayolering by Claren Smardin June 13, 2009

Crayolaing 

A sexual act performed when a marine shoves a crayon in to the ass of another marine and then proceeds to eat said eat said crayon out of the marines ass.
Bonus points if the crayon is Marine Green.

Damn gunny! You inspired the grunts with that fine example of crayolaing!

Crayolaing by DrJohnJD October 7, 2018

Crayolaing 

This is when if you're a female, shove a Crayola up your anal area

God, why are you Crayolaing?

Crayolaing by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered 

When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.

I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.

shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 28, 2023