One who is small with a highpitched voice and extremely nazi-like when grading. Also tends to be a horribly boring teacher.
"That teacher is such a craton giving out two essays to do in the same week; he pretty much sucks decrepit monkey wenises."
by Senator January 2, 2007
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A true legend, one of the greatest stoners of all time. He once out smoked snoopdogg. Has more pussy then he knows how to handle.
You hit that shit like craton, true g.
by dogdog1234568 November 22, 2021
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