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When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.
You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.
by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013
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