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crash diet 

a diet plan that entails foregoing one's usual meal regimen and replacing it with a substantially meeker allowance of nutriment. Usually such diets last a few days to a week and are implemented prior to an upcoming event that the dieter wants to lose weight for.

Such practices can be unsafe, especially if done frequently, over a longer period of time, or without the appropriate intake of water and nutrients.
I started a crash diet on wednesday so I can fit into my prom dress this weekend.

Stephanie passed out on the field and had to be taken to a hospital; she had been on a crash diet and was undernourished.
crash diet by patty hearst August 7, 2006
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crash diet 

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!
crash diet by luke19 January 23, 2008

crash diet 

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill
dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!
crash diet by Caitlin215 July 22, 2006

No Cash Diet 

No money for lunch. strapped for cash
Co-worker: Hey Willie I'm going on a lunch run. Would you like anything from Jack in the Box?
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.
No Cash Diet by D jimenez August 3, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026