Crapslut

A name for a person or persons working for a Company or large Corporation that gets paid well for doing little work. They hate their Job but have the so called 'Golden handcuffs' on and cannot bring themselves to resign.

Steve wants to leave his current job but its easy work and he gets paid well for it, hes a real Crapslut.

Crapslut by pikeygnort June 25, 2008

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Crapsolutely perfect

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

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Crapsolutely perfect

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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