All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.
Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.
by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008
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1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.
"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."
by xBrooksiex March 18, 2008
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What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.
Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!
by datgurrrllll June 8, 2011
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The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.
Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .
by SkoalButt January 5, 2018
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Crappy Tire is know as a slang word to indentify the Canadian retail distributor "Canadian Tire" They call it Crappy tire because of the low quality of their in-house brand "mastercraft" being that most of the product is made in China not to mention that the Mastercraft line is overpriced versus a retailer such as Walmart.

It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.
Q: "so where are you going to buy that replacement part for your used car"

A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"

"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"
by doesn't matter beeyatch January 27, 2010
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