A time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. Crapoclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they're too drunk to have sex, and all you want to do is sleep. When that happens, the time is crapoclock.
Man, I'm so tired. My honey came home at crapoclock last night still all riled up.
by hazakaza June 14, 2008