That kid that wont stop shitting in the
pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the
pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled
pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the
pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so
cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool
crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it