Crapfro

A very poor excuse for an afro. This is most commonly an afro which looks very poorly maintained. A large afro is a very good place to store things, a crapfro is not (short afros don't count here). A crapfro could also refer to an afro which resembles anything curly like noodles, tangled headphone wires or a ball of wool, you get the point.

Look at that guys hair, its a poor excuse for an afro, has he ran into an electric fence or something?

Yeah, it looks like it, that's a proper crapfro right there.

Crapfro by Scottmc1 September 1, 2013

Crapfro

A very poor excuse for an afro. This is most commonly an afro which looks very poorly maintained. A large afro is a very good place to store things, a crapfro is not (short afros don't count here). A crapfro could also refer to an afro which resembles anything curly like noodles, tangled headphone wires or a ball of wool, you get the point.

Look at that guys hair, its a poor excuse for an afro, has he ran into an electric fence or something?

Yeah, it looks like it, that's a proper crapfro right there.

Crapfro by Scottmc1 September 1, 2013

Craptropolis 

A large city that was once beautiful and safe that is now decrepit, crime-infested and contracting in population. A typical example would be Detroit, once the fifth largest city in America and now isn't even in the top 25. A craptropolis has hundreds of abandoned buildings, gang-infested streets, murders, robberies, carjackings, to name a few.

Hey man, wanna go to Chicago this weekend for some baseball and deep-dish?

No way man! Chicago is a Craptropolis and I don't want to get shot in the head!

Craptropolis by joseph blough October 20, 2022

crapflood 

Crapflooding is a form of trolling online media such as discussion websites or Usenet newsgroups with nonsensical, inane, and/or repetitive postings in order to make it difficult for other users to read other postings. It can also be motivated by a desire to waste the targetted site's bandwidth and storage space with useless text.

It is also used to refer to such postings on image boards which queue a certain number of pictures at any given time, and thus crapflooding pushes back (or even out) relevant information.

As a technique, crapflooding is typically considered by other trolls to be a "lesser" form of trolling since less intellectual effort is involved in carrying it out. However, initiating crapflooding may involve significant intelligence and work; for instance, in having to circumvent anti-crapflooding measures.

Crapflooding can also be carried out via scripts or other utilities, which could handle the task much quicker than doing so by hand.

Holyshit myg0t just crapflooded that forum. RIFK.

crapflood by [myg0t]OverlordQ December 18, 2004

crapfork

Crapfork n: Describes the opposite of serendipity. The 'crapfork' occurs when something you had been looking forward to is cancelled or turns out to be crap, or is in some way a disappointment. It can also apply to an unexpected misfortune of any kind. Etym: an undesirable piece of cutlery known as 'the crap fork'.

You get home from work, you're exhausted, starving, you sit down to a delicious meal - and you've got the crapfork.

crapfork by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005

craptrophy 

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

craptrophy by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

craprostinating 

The opposite of procrastination. When you get everything you've set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so damn fast.

Hey, why's Bobby looking glum?

He's been craprostinating his work all week & now he doesn't have any left.

craprostinating by Tommyt July 12, 2011