Someone who dresses fancy and has no personal hygiene usually keeps pizza laying on his or her face. Acts like a total douche to his or her friends when the other sex is present. Acts immature but when his or her friends act immature he or she goes ape shit and tells them to be mature.
Alan and friends were walking down the street and a chick walks by and Alan acts like a Cranfill
by AngryHick March 18, 2009