Crampto 

Term used to describe a person becoming sexually active with a close lady friend. While making sure that no mates will find out.
Developed and associated with the term Camo.

Boy: Hey do you want to dance?

Girl: Yeah that would be great.

Boy: Not here, it's a bit crowded. Lets go into the room next door.

Girl: ok!

Boy: It's so good to see you tonight. I forgot how amazing you are (throwing the tougne in).

Mate: Oh my god I think boy is doing a Crampto.

Crampto by Prof Cue October 22, 2008

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

Nick Crompton 

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.

Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City

Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

craptop by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

Nick Crompton 

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin

Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass

Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004