Crampstipation 

Over studying to the point where nothing is being retained

I have my exams coming up, i keep trying to learn everything but i get crampstipation and i cant seem to remember anything

Crampstipation by Dr. Crow December 19, 2008

Compstipation 

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

Compstipation by B-child April 2, 2006

Campstipation 

Fear of using public ablution facilities at a camp ground.

After three days of camping, he was suffering from sever campstipation and had to be rushed to a clean bathroom.

Campstipation by mikesaidwhat March 7, 2013

compstipation 

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

compstipation by George Doula March 5, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008