Crampstipation 

Over studying to the point where nothing is being retained

I have my exams coming up, i keep trying to learn everything but i get crampstipation and i cant seem to remember anything

Crampstipation by Dr. Crow December 19, 2008

Compstipation 

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

Compstipation by B-child April 2, 2006

Campstipation 

Fear of using public ablution facilities at a camp ground.

After three days of camping, he was suffering from sever campstipation and had to be rushed to a clean bathroom.

Campstipation by mikesaidwhat March 7, 2013

compstipation 

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

compstipation by George Doula March 5, 2008