Craise 

A noun spun-off from the adjective "crazy." Rhymes with "erase." Coined by Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee in his book "Tommyland." Lee uses this when describing a woman as crazy.

Dude 1: "That bitch is fucked in the head."
Dude 2: "Yeah, she's a craise."

Craise by kansascitymark August 28, 2007

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat

carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.

Valley Cruise, Smoke Ride,

Valley Cruise by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Terp Cruise 

To drive extremely aggressively while excessively intoxicated.

Yo ill probably do this sidewalk slammer then just Terp cruise home

Terp Cruise by Anonymous Doosh June 18, 2021

Dominican cruise liner

A vessel or vehicle used to smuggle in immigrants into the United States. A boat could be used by hiding in a container box for the journey. Or a truckload of bananas is another example as one may height crossing the Mexican border to make it to the promised land. Where the promise of welfare programs, and Pres. Obama sponsored free phones awaits usually the bottom of the barrel of citizens.

Jose made it in on a Dominican cruise liner.

The drug cartel sponsored the Dominican cruise liner in hopes of getting new product to the states.

Dominican cruise liner by 7mary3 September 16, 2014