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cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

cracksicle 

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an icecream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.
Tom: Hey man, what is the ice cream truck doing riding around at noon in February?!

Matt: Oh, he's just selling cracksicles.
cracksicle by Matthew Wilkes May 14, 2008

Crackdillac 

A Cadillac purchased with money earned by selling crack cocaine.
Hey! Did you see Eli in his new Crackdillac? Took him a whole three days to save up for it.
Crackdillac by Shabootylicious August 6, 2009

crackzilla

a functioning crackhead who already has an oversize personality now supercharged by his or her addiction.
My ex-business partner.
crackzilla by Gary Huckaby June 5, 2005

crackville 

Noun. A term referring to that part of a town or city where the lowest elements of the socio-economic spectrum typically lives. Usually riddled by drug abuse and crime, crackville contains many pawnshops, needle exchanges, check cashing facilities, family planning centers, laundrymats, pornography distributors, and thrift shops. Crackville is often known by other names including: skid row, crackton and junkyville.
Let's go to crackville and score some ludes.
crackville by Slagathor April 23, 2004

crackgallery 

A display of cracked-out people after a long night of partying at the afterhours. These specimens are often found hoarding around nitrous tanks, or may also be found in your own living room after you wake up at 3:00pm, and can't figure out where they came from, or how to get them out of your house.
I woke up in the morning and to my surprise, found a crackgallery of people in my living room still partying from the night before.
crackgallery by Mrs.DiNardo September 4, 2009