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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
crackstitution by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

gmaing_with_crackity 

Coolest and funniest person,also my moot,tubbsuit is also best but this person is also best ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
gmaing_with_crackity is so cool check out their tiktok

crackship 

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.
Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!
crackship by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

crackitute 

A woman who sleeps with a man for crack rather than money.
Yo my home slice I layed the shit down on this crackitute.
crackitute by Johnny Cumsuckle January 18, 2003

adidas tracksuit

All Slavs wear this, it allows them to squat further down and store more vodka in their body.
Person A โ€˜I saw someone drinking vodka and listening to hardbass yesterdayโ€™
Person B โ€˜โ€™Were they wearing an Adidas Tracksuit?โ€™
Person B โ€˜Of courseโ€™
adidas tracksuit by CykaSlav February 3, 2018

Tracksuit Twitter 

tracksuit twitter is the name of louis tomlinsonโ€™s fans on twitter named by harries.
โ€œthose tracksuit twitter stans are simping over louis tomlinson againโ€