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crackachino 

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.
Give me a round of 30 crackachinos

Crackeroach

A poor white supremacist with traits like that of a cockroach but can be found around the world spreading diseases poverty drugs etc towards low-income neighborhoods. Another word for cracker but with the addition of comparing one to the invasive insect that inhabits the ghettos alongside people of color and defiles their communities.
"WTF? Look at that Crackeroach around that block over there, Tyrone. Look at him trying to corrupt our cousinz by selling them weed pot crack and cocaine to destroy our developing community!"

Crackershit Slong Beater 

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

CrackerJacking 

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere

crackerlackin

"hey, this place is crackerlackin"
crackerlackin by jwm2 July 26, 2005

crackerlacing 

whats happening/ occuring
so crackerlacing in your crib??
crackerlacing by notgayyyyyyyy January 21, 2011