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Party Crank 

When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.
After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.
Party Crank by squantolee December 6, 2010

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass 

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.