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Crack Dogs

These dogs are usually Yorkshire Terriers or any other small dogs that could be owned by a gay couple. In this case the small crack dogs will bark and yelp at anything. They make high pitched noises that are beyond 33 decibels. Their noises cannot be blocked. Yorkshire terriers are perfect crack dogs because they will bark whenever rival drug dealers are on your turf. However, other than making noises, these dogs are useless. People who own crack dogs do not have many friends because people in the neighborhood can never get a second of sleep without hearing constant barking.
Fawn Do always has his crack dogs, including the leader Willie, barking at night to protect his house from police invasion.
Crack Dogs by the sleepless one September 1, 2009
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LORD CRACKDOG LOWENBOROW THE FIRST has officialy explained that he is the greatest crack feind of our era , HEVEN REPRESENT
hey lord crackdog hows it going you sexy bitch
crackdog by daniel February 27, 2005

crackdogs 

A band made in 2016 by Aaron Collier and Nathan Marshall, most formally known for their rap album Ghost Ass. Several of their songs are about the band members testicles but quite a few actually have significance in other realms. Their other album, ‘Badass Grandma’ was a full release and entered the earth sphere on October 30th 2017. The members of this band have had experience in the dark arts, and will feature Satan in their next album, ‘Jake is Nipple Gay’
bro did you hear the new song by ‘crackdogs’?

nah dude what the hell is that

only the greatest band, gleaming with homosexual energy
crackdogs by 3000masterchief May 18, 2018
Yo, I'm a crackdog in love with Sarah Palin.
crackdog by lizzzzzzzzzzzzy June 14, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026