crack one off

v. To blow your load, or cum

"I got so excited when I saw her that I nearly cracked one off."

by BigJC December 2, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

Cracking one off

Verb: to defecate explosively.

“Hey, JM, what are ya cracking one off in there?

by BobbyEyes November 2, 2018

Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

by dannyboffin October 30, 2007

Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!

The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!

by coopernapkin April 16, 2010

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020