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by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.

Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.

by Wonnmeister November 21, 2021

Restaurant slang for when someone spits in their food.

Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.

by peppyjoto April 9, 2021

Wow look at the crab cakes on her ... she must do squats

by Big Poppa Savage September 19, 2023

When you go down on a girl and its super wet and you see little creatures moving.

Well I went down on her and she was wet and something was crawling on my face man must of been some juicy crabs!

by Redsbeard March 27, 2021