CplEd 

(cor·po·ral ED)

to pull out your junk in an inappropriate time and place with the intent to cause shock or surprise; to expose yourself in public; to publicly humble yourself before your peers by sharing a secret burden

"Whoa! Numbnuts just pulled a CplEd!"

CplEd by TheSquadBay June 19, 2006

Cledge 

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

Cledge by walrus face November 20, 2010

Coleda 

The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.

"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"

"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"

Coleda by Buckstar October 18, 2007

culedrista 

A particularly obnoxious form of fútbol/soccer fan that thinks it is somehow acceptable to support both Real Madrid C.F. and Barcelona F.C.

Usually a teenage girl more concerned with the physical attributes of the players than the sport or the clubs involved. Their prominence rose following World Cup 2010.

The concept of Morbo is completely foreign to them.

person 1: Did you hear about Shakira? She's dating Gerard Pique now.

person 2: I hate culedristas.

~ * ~ * ~

Girl 1: omg Casillas should play for barca

Girl 2: ugh ur such a culedrista

~ * ~ * ~

madridista: did you see that pic of bieber with the real madrid jersey?

Cule: guuurl whaaaaa---? Wasn't he wearing a barca jersey last spring?

Both: I really hate culedristas.

culedrista by luna_is_luna_is_luna November 14, 2011

CPeede 

ugliest mofo down the dirt road ! has weird shaped testicles, girls always saying eww, doesnt know how to masturbate quietly and sneaky, never drops his dick out of his hand; therefore the urine goes in many directions. Thinks he can rock those Steve Urcle glasses buy never can

My Pee was like a CPeede
I wish i was a CPeede

CPeede by WeEnjoi December 9, 2012

caledon 

a town about 45 minutes northwest of T.O.

yo where do u live?
caledon man!

caledon by boy11 February 14, 2009

Si cled var 

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums

I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.

Si cled var by YoSoyDaisy Moreno y bajo January 20, 2022