Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

Cowmooflage by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

cowmouflage 

fat girl posting pictures on myspace/facebook, etc.. as to make themself look skinny.

man, what a cute girl, she digs me..... "dude that's total cowmouflage right there."

cowmouflage by streaker May 20, 2008

camooflage 

Random-hued patterns dat make you resemble a cow.

Wearing patchy-black-and-white-colored clothing would actually make you show up very starkly against ordinary backgrounds; you would need to remain among a "herd of Holsteins" for said camooflage to be effective at concealing your presence.

camooflage by QuacksO July 17, 2025