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A Sexual Move requiring the use of a Pocketed shirt and a lactating woman. The Man will defecate on the woman's head and sit atop her using his erection to form a cowboy hat or in this case a "Cow-hat." The woman will squirt breast milk into the air trying to catch it in the pocketed shirt. While these may seem as a sexual race it should turn on the familiar guests to scat and other bodiliy fluid porography.
by Brit Caquad February 15, 2009

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