Coussmaker

Female rapist who goes after young children and bulls and gets them to come by going down on them and slapping their testicles.

The mothers of young bulls tell their children that if they do not behave, they will be raped by the Coussmaker and left with a bleeding scrotum.

Coussmaker by Toddy_t February 21, 2003

Chessmaker 

Someone who can predict the outcome of events because he built the board and the pieces, and he created the sequence of events of the pieces on the board. The Chessmaker is usually manifested upon a potent mixture of alcohol and high dosage of nicotin.

Chessmaker: double, single, strike out, home run.

Pawn: how did you know that would happen?

Chessmaker: I have four packets of snus in and knew that would happen. I am the Chessmaker.

Chessmaker by Na-po-li October 25, 2011