Courticles
Courticles by lilyusk123 April 11, 2011
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cunticles
An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
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Courtice Secondary School
Want some weed?
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.
Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.
We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.
People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.
Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
WELL YOU’RE AT THE RIGHT SCHOOL.
Welcome to Courtice Secondary, home of the drug table, the D&D club and the highest population of gender fluid drama kids in Canada.
We here at CSS have the highest number of obese teachers, peeling walls and our very Master Oogway wannabe that “teaches” us what he calls “music”. Our girls are notorious for trading their nudes for drugs and not showing up to class for months, while our boys are known for their excellent drug deals and need for childish rebellion.
People also won’t stop pissing in the vape room, which is called “The Bathroom” by staff and teachers, for some reason.
Some synonyms for this school include: The Gargantuas Gay, The Quantam Queer, The Rambunctious Riis, the Screeching Special Needs
Me: *Goes to CSS*
Also me: RIIIIIIII
Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
Also me: RIIIIIIII
Jarquisse: Wagwan shordy, you trynna send?
Thotianna: You trynna chop?
Jarquisse: Yeye, send dat
Thotianna: Bet, meet me at Courtice Secondary School tmrw
Jarquisse: Bet
Courtice Secondary School by Thotianna69420 April 2, 2019
crusticles
Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.
crusticles by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008
codsticles
that gangster really knows how to work his codsticles with the utmost skill, and look they are hairless!
codsticles by smallpeenor February 24, 2009
Courtice
Possibly the most boring town in Canada.
Located in southern Ontario.
Basically the landing zone for new parents,
If you're going to Durham, good luck getting out of courtice.
Courtice has zero identity, and is full of Hollister/Abercrombie wearing tools.
If you want to have kids and ruin their lives, Courtice is the place to go!
Located in southern Ontario.
Basically the landing zone for new parents,
If you're going to Durham, good luck getting out of courtice.
Courtice has zero identity, and is full of Hollister/Abercrombie wearing tools.
If you want to have kids and ruin their lives, Courtice is the place to go!
1.
"Where you from?"
"Oshawa"
"Ohh.. really?"
"No, but for christ sakes at least oshawa stuff to do"
2. (GUARANTEE ANSWER)
"Where you from?
"Uhhh, this town called courtice.."
"Never heard of it"
"you know oshawa, you know bowmanville"
"yeah"
"yeah we're that space in between"
"Where you from?"
"Oshawa"
"Ohh.. really?"
"No, but for christ sakes at least oshawa stuff to do"
2. (GUARANTEE ANSWER)
"Where you from?
"Uhhh, this town called courtice.."
"Never heard of it"
"you know oshawa, you know bowmanville"
"yeah"
"yeah we're that space in between"
Courtice by fmlfmlfml7777777 April 30, 2010
Costicles
Testicles which resemble peanuts; the issue is often complicated by a tight scrot bag.
Common in those of Greek descent, therefore often disguised by a thick bush.
Men displaying costicles are known to avoid wearing budgie smugglers without the aid of a rolled up pair of socks.
Common in those of Greek descent, therefore often disguised by a thick bush.
Men displaying costicles are known to avoid wearing budgie smugglers without the aid of a rolled up pair of socks.
Costicles by Queenturnip June 29, 2011
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