When someone gets so lost in the fantasy land created around a situation that they become out of touch with reality, or in other words: getting lost in the sauce.

“The owner of that local business was counting sheep when he thought he would be able to start operating scams on his clients while simultaneously increasing net sales”

counting sheep by plzpunchmeinthejaw January 5, 2021

Counting Sheep

When you fall asleep while you are doing the sexual position "69"

Did you hear about Mike (Counting Sheep) one night after the bar when he was with his girlfriend in bed.

Counting Sheep by Daddy Shep 24 August 28, 2009

Counting The Sheep

A term useally used for discribing sex but can be used for anying else.

Person A:You weren't suposed to count the sheep with her.
Person B:You call sex counting the sheep.
A:I call everything counting the sheep including people, Sheep

Counting The Sheep by Andrew Roldan October 19, 2004

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.

Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums by Idon'tKnowOO July 17, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026