2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.
3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."