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Counterbroductive 

When your bro abandons you for non-bro things.
"I was gonna play beer pong with Todd, but he left me to go study with some nerds. Totally counterbroductive!"
Counterbroductive by broTodd October 21, 2011

Counterunsemibisexual 

Unsemibisexual, but attraction to both genders

Like bisexual but more fancy
Paul: I'm Counterunsemibisexual

James: Just say you're bisexual you fucken cunt

Paul: Nah I like being fancy *Fag noises*

James: We aint friends no more go find some "Countersemibisexual" friends

Counterurbantranseyotificatiation 

The process of moving out of the city to a small mid-river island

Pronunciation:
counter-urban-trans -ee-yot-if-ick-ay-seee-a-shon

First used in a geographical context
"Counterurbantranseyotificatiation happens all over the country, many end up Counterurbantranseyotificating to large meanders"
"After spending many years in his mother's home, Tim decided to Counterurbantranseyotificate for a better quality of life"

cunterbunter 

Woah, that cake looks more like a cunterbunter, it's kinda turning me on.

counterpunch

Counterpunch; a term used for someone who is submissive in starting something whether it be physically, verbally or anything else; meaning it usually takes someone/something else to start something up; shy, quiet being, or animal.
"Why doesn't James ever talk? We always have to bring up the conversations, he's such a counterpunch".

"Look at James, being a counterpunch, someone push him in the pool already, we've been here for an hour!"
counterpunch by Mikayla555 November 29, 2009

Counter-burn 

By making a statement to counter a roast from a person.
My friend roasts the teacher, but the teacher made a counter-burn that made my friend shut up.
Counter-burn by Talibum11 April 20, 2018