One of the shit-stains on the backside of Greater London that is Croydon. A bypass created to speed up transit from Brighton to London has destroyed nearly all buisnesses and independent retail stores in the area, meaning the only reason anyone goes there anymore is for Tesco express and a pub, or to get stabbed. Coulsdon is about as far away from Central London as you can be without wandering into Surrey.
I asked my friend if he wants to go to Coulsdon. He said No.