Oasis coulsdon

An overrated shit hole school in coulsdon, who beef everyone and think they’re a “family” but they’re all fake to eachother really. Most of them are chavs and wannabe road men. The teachers are shit and don’t teach them fuck all

Person from another school- what did you do today

Person from oasis- fuck all babe the teachers are shit, remember I go oasis coulsdon I learn nothing and my mates are all chavs I love it xx

Oasis coulsdon by AndyBooth October 2, 2018

Oasis Academy Coulsdon 

A shit school in old coulsdon. It is full of miserable cunts. The school is famous for the best spots to bunk. The school is full of snakes and everyone hates everyone.

Oasis academy coulsdon is not that bad … try being a student there

Oasis Academy Coulsdon by anonymous October 19, 2021

coulsonized 

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

coulsonized by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

Phil Coulson 

The baddest motherfucking Agent is SHIELD and Director there is. Madly in love with one woman, Melinda May

Daisy: Damn you’re such a Phil Coulson

May: I know, I’m also banging him

Phil Coulson by AoS June 11, 2018

coulsonization 

/kəʊlsənʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ – the process of someone or something being irreversibly coulsonized.

Once you realize you can't type any word starting on "coul" any more without automatically adding "-son"... coulsonization is complete.

coulsonization by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

coulsonist 

1. Fan and follower of the character Agent Phil Coulson from the Marvel Universe; somebody who is coulsonized.

2. Somebody who in spite of cinematic evidence believes in the survival of Agent Coulson.

3. Person who concerns her/himself with coulsonistics.

(Note: female Coulsonists are often referred to as "Coulsonites". Coulsonite is in fact a mineral containing iron and vanadium.)

- "Agent Coulson died in The Avengers."
- "Any Coulsonist would beg to differ."

coulsonist by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

agent coulson 

A person who has been stabbed by a God and has returned from the Dead in an unclear manner.

Bill: Dude did you hear what happened to Jim? He got stabbed by a God! But its cool he's back now.
Jon: Sound like a real Agent Coulson

agent coulson by Zubin Sedghi November 5, 2015