Couchmaster

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.

Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!

by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008