The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
When bitches be coughing after that bong rip; The dry sand feeling in your throat when you can't breathe but take another hit cuz it would be okay to die from a cough so gnarly.
Danielle ripped the bong and started hacking up a lung; Her smoke buddy Aubry said " Hey pass that here I want a weed cough too."
When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.
Weed that is searched for in a desperate attempt to get high, found in places that weed is frequented. These places include carpets, dressers, and couches. Couchweed may contain various kinds of ( probably old) weed, pocket lint, pizza crust, maybe toenail clippings.
person1: yo, dont forget you owe me weed person2: damn, im all out, let me look in my couch person1: hell no son, i dont want your couchweed
person2:shit, ill just pick up a dub
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"