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5 definitions by smashedwindshield

 
1.
Weed that is of a low quality and is sold at malls by douche bags who hang around malls.
All I could find was some shitty mall weed.
by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010
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2.
Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.
Dude! I found some couch weed!
by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010
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3.
To get arrested for both domestic violence and possession of methamphetamine. but doesn't have to be at the same time.
man im sizemoring, i just got out after beating my whore of a girlfriend and they bust me with meth.
by smashedwindshield January 28, 2010
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4.
Beer that is kept in some kind of bag, mostly back packs and messenger bags.
Ben: You want a beer?
John: Nah, I got bag beer.
by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010
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5.
Beer that is kept behind the fronts seats of a car to be readliy available for consumption behind the wheel, also good for taking to parties or work.
Mike: Wanna get some beer at the gas station?
Matt: Nah, I got car beer.
by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010
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