*Couchius Surferius Maximus* Couch Surfer (n) 1. An adult who is homeless and finds various couches to sleep on & homes to survive in until they are put out. 2. One who can NOT lease rental property for various reasons & goes from couch to couch because their living situation is uncertain day to day. Informal: a broke ass nigga/bitch
Christopher Cool Cutta Edwards, the original couch surfer has no job, shitty credit & is a broke ass nigga who is forced to couch surf on women's couches.
by ThatBitch11 July 30, 2012
one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad
After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.
by T March 15, 2005
homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.
"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.
by BBDinOC April 06, 2017