Have you ever wondered why black people have white on the palms of their hands? Well friends, I have the answer! Back in the good old days, when us white folks could own black folks (niggers), they would pick cotton all day, thus holding in their palms. When the sun was high in the sky it turned their skin dark while leaving out the palms holding the cotton. There you have it children, the Cotton Ball Theory.
"Daddy, why do niggers have white on the palms of their hands?"
"Well son, its all explained in the Cotton Ball Theory, look it up, its in the Bible."