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Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.
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costantino 

The sex gods of Rome, every male is known for their mighty strength, intelligence, generousity, and let's not forget how the first born son has an unnaturally gigantic cock!!!

Decended from the roman emperor Constantine the Great

And last and best of all can make all and every woman fall into a instant orgasm after a few well spent minutes and can be left into a orgasmic slumber. But wouldn't you after a night with the kings dick!!!
Oh man I slept with a Costantino last night I can barely sit down
costantino by Sqishy January 29, 2015

Chrissy Costanza 

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:

Costança 

Costança is a lovely portugeuese name for a beautiful girl who is extremely shy at first, but has quite a lovely sense of humour, she is also very out-going and also can speak several different languages.
Have you heard of that new girl? Constança?
Yeah, Costança is very shy, but she's also very pretty and cute!
Costança by Nozep October 25, 2012

Costanza'd 

When a comment on a Facebook, Reddit or any thread get's more like than the Original Post in which the comment thread stems
I love'd Pete's Post but did you see when Chris Costanza'd him with that Arthur Meme?
Costanza'd by completeandtotalliar November 3, 2016

Cosbyness 

The state of approaching God's majesty through taking on the traits of Bill Cosby, perhaps through increased jello intake and shade wearing.
Cosbyness is next to godliness.
Cosbyness by NoNamedNeededNever April 26, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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