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1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever
Costco is a cool place to work and shop
by Tom Bomb December 27, 2005
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A Place where white people dont feel ashamed to shop discount in public. A place where items are marked of a small percentage compared to outside retail stores in bulk. In addition, Costco has a great return policy, you can return anything even if it is used to the max.
Greg-Dude, Im Hungry...
John-Lets hit up Costco
Greg-Why???
John-Free Samples
by JoeDoe January 12, 2005
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A warehouse where. after a small membership fee, one can bring one's family to get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- commonly known as 'samples'.
We were hungry, so we went on an outing to Costco.
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(adj) A European Spanish term used to define women with looks of goddess decent. Commonly used to inform male counterparts discreetly with attractive females in passing. The female term for Farmacias. The antonym for Walmarts.
“Costcos is a word used when you see something spectacular” – Lamont Patterson
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A sexual act involving peanut butter, and bird seed.
You pack your butt with a mixture of peanut butter and bird seed and then bend over and hold open your butt cheeks in a place where birds like to go. This allows birds to eat out your ass and feels really good.
Dude I went out to the park yesterday and got a great costco.
by William David February 25, 2008
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verb: to pay a fat prostitute very little for her services, it's like buying wholesale.
Dude, I think I'm gonna try and costco that big chick on the corner there.
by andmoo22 March 23, 2010
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Really big and massive (adj)
(the store, costco, sells food and other items in bulk)
"wow dude, that chick is so costco"
"hummers are ridiculously costco"
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