Mixing Norwegians and Corsicans and creating Corsican-Norwegian can have very very serious consequences. It will create masters of the universe. They are by far the most awesome race in the universe.
- One of the reasons Doctor Who had to reboot the universe was because of the Corsican-Norwegians.

- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.

- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.

-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.
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