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trailer park Corvette 

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.
An incredibly awesome girl. If you ever meet one in your life its a good idea to start talking to her because she's the most fun you'll ever have. Gets all your nerdy references and is more than capable of whipping up her own. really smart and nice. Has the most beautiful eyes in the world, they're like liquid gold.
"Hey this new girl Cosette just showed up in my class"

"Really man, awesome! Try to get her number, she's probably awesome!"
Cosette by ahorsenamedjeff December 31, 2013

Corvette ZR1 

A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.
Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?

Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?

Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!

Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
Corvette ZR1 by TZG_Eleven May 27, 2011
A character in Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. Cosette is the illigitimate daughter of Fantine, who had to leave her in the care of the Thénardier family while she worked to support Cosette. Unknown to the illiterate Fantine, the sociopathically cruel Thénardier family abuse the little girl and make false claims about her health so that Fantine will send more money to them. The money is then used for their own expenses and to spoil their own daughters, Eponine and Azelma, while Cosette is treated as a virtual slave... until Fantine's death, when her former boss, Jean Valjean, comes to rescue Cosette, bribing the ruthless Thénardiers to let her go. From there, Jean Valjean and Cosette escape to Paris.

Nine years later, at age seventeen, Cosette is a beautiful, well-bred young woman and doted on by Papa Valjean. Trouble begins when she runs into Marius Pontmercy, a young nobleman and student, and they fall in love. Valjean, worried about his discovery by Javert and about his adoptive daughter's safety, tries to thwart the budding love affair until he realizes that she's no longer a little girl and he has to let her go; out of love for her, he saves a wounded Marius from the barricade. She and Marius eventually marry before Valjean dies, leaving his life story to her.
Cosette's character is much stronger in the book and the depth of her romance with Marius a major emotional focus while Eponine is a peripheral character, although no less sad and pitiful.

Cosette is the peripheral character in the musical, almost one-dimensional while Eponine's presence is much stronger and shares the pathos with Fantine.
Cosette by Lorelili July 27, 2011

Corvette Widow 

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.
Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

corvette stingray 

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.
corvette stingray by BigMac32 January 5, 2014