Illinois' medieval version of Subway. It is disgusting. There is only dried Corn on the menu. If you don't like it they Cornhole you.
Ryan went to Illinois to do a crappy race and was forced to eat and be sodomized at the local Cornway. Meanwhile, his more intelligent and much more attractive friends Jon, Nick, and Louis did a much better race and got to eat at Subway.
by Quads McQuaderson August 19, 2011