Corndog (n.): a stupid person, more stupid than a clown or douchebag; a walking coated meat popsicle; a mindless consumer.
Me: I'm amused by the way parents tell kids about how there's people "in charge of" things like "honking horn"... there's one person in charge of blah and there's one person in charge of pleh and there's one person in charge of meh
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Friend: Haha
Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D
Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Friend: Haha
Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D
Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
by livnah January 29, 2011
The sexual act of anal penetration, (Male or Female) and when in the process of pulling out, there is left over corn pulled from the anus and stuck onto the penis.
Cody and Skylar Were having passionate anal sex, after getting frustrated Cody had Donkey Punched Skylar. Pulled out and had left over corn stuck all over his penis. "Nice corndog!" exclaimed Skylar.
by Codylovesman April 7, 2011
Corndog can be used as a description for a person. Corndog's are loud, corny, tall and usually somewhat shucked. Corndog's have a sweet outside but a salty middle and take things to heart, which is not a bad thing. Corndog's probably love taking pictures because they look so delicious and the especially like when you comment about their deliciousness. Corndog's can be awkward because, well, they are a corn dog. Corndog's often come in packs of 2, yet they differ very much from their other packmate. Corndog's are wild, sweet, soft, and salty.
by testform April 24, 2019
When someone tends to ruin the moment or says something extremely stupid and you hit them on the bag of their head
You're with your boyfriend and you tell him "You smell so good!" He says, "I just farted babe."
Then he deserves a corndog.
Then he deserves a corndog.
by AlrightWey February 2, 2010
When your partner goes to the kitchen and gets 3-4 pieces of bread. Then they begin chewing up the bread so it gets nice and moist in their mouth, absorbing all the saliva. After all the bread is nice and moist in one lump sum, your partner proceeds to preform oral sex on you wrapping all the bread around your dick. After you are finished they will leave all the bread on your dick, thus giving it the appearance of a Corndog.
Guy1: "Holy shit man, Jennifer gave me a corndog last night. Hottest thing ever."
Guy2: "Wow, I'm jealous."
Guy2: "Wow, I'm jealous."
by Slap-Happy Mike April 28, 2009
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to a party!
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: That shit was corndog!
Guy 2: I went to a party!
Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: That shit was corndog!
by Moist Rocket October 18, 2009