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The act of being loafed on by another person's corn.
Guy 1: Dude! i gotta tell u something!
Dude: What?
Guy 1: I loafed all over your girlfriend with my corn :D
Dude: Seriously man!? why'd u have to corn loaf her!? your dead!
by footlongshlong24 February 21, 2012