A mischievous clairvoyant who possesses the uncanny ability to accurately predict the fortunes, but more often the demise, of those around him. When questioned, the person, Appealing to genetic phenomena, claims to have no foreknowledge of how he's come to contain such abilities. But due to his strive to keep his "gift" a secret, and his certainty that you'll believe him, this is most likely a lie. The person always features a well-defined jawline, not to mention the appearance as though they had recently been involved in the recreational use of marijuana.
Person A: "Dude, I wonder if coach is going to start me on Saturday.."
Person B: "Just ask Corman, he obviously knows.
Person A: "How did Corman get so muscular?"
Person B: "Ha, he told me you'd ask me that."
Person A: "Check out the girl in the corner, she's pretty hot"
Person B: "Little do you know, Corman told me that she's going to have sex with Matty before Tyler eats her out...sucks to be Tyler."
Person B: "Just ask Corman, he obviously knows.
Person A: "How did Corman get so muscular?"
Person B: "Ha, he told me you'd ask me that."
Person A: "Check out the girl in the corner, she's pretty hot"
Person B: "Little do you know, Corman told me that she's going to have sex with Matty before Tyler eats her out...sucks to be Tyler."
by VampireWilly69 October 29, 2010
A person who is a compulsive liar and other people know they're lying, but that same person keeps on lying about everything.
"I've got a flamethrower in my house"
*Goes round house and no flamethrower*
*Next time...*
"The flamethrower's part of the security system"
*Thinking*"Where is this flamethrower? You're such a corman"
*Goes round house and no flamethrower*
*Next time...*
"The flamethrower's part of the security system"
*Thinking*"Where is this flamethrower? You're such a corman"
by 7Mona7 April 27, 2010
a bald old chubby bunny white middle-age man with a layer of grey small hairs covering the back of his head giving him a massive forehead, and he says the r slur and calls students ignorant which is so mean and bully style. he is an emo god who loves crop tops and chokers. dog collar kind. mr corman is a south park character. there are songs and movies named after him. he is mega femous in the quad cities.
by urmomsingskareokewithmrcorman September 24, 2021